This story keeps on getting better and better
I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him
i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
Let it be known
on children. CHILDREN.
It amazes me, how many of you DON’T CARE about Syria. You’ll talk social justice day and long, but when it comes to Muslim children being murdered, suddenly y’all are silent. I see not even ANYWHERE near the amount of discussion and information I should be seeing about this GENOCIDE.
Syria is still in need of help, don’t forget.
has science gone too far
[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I want a movie where Jude Law and Mark Ruffalo fight for RDJ’s hand in marriage.
when someone hot follows you back
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone